I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
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*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
pls remember that there’s no shame in taking a nude photo, but there’s a whole lot of shame in leaking someone else’s to the internet without consent
Repost from @jerseyrobb. Read, practice, repeat. (at Chops Barbershop)
Everyone is awful and everyone is a liar and i can only do my best.
Sometimes you have to be nicer to me than you want to be.
You are the reason I’m drunk. You are the reason I am angry.
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
(Source: meladoodle, via digiornounchained)